Moz's Detailers Inc. versus Lambo LP560-4 Spyder (warning Detailing Porn alert!)

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I have decided to take up Car Detailing professionally. It looks like a piece of piss, + money for old rope - so please enjoy my first detailing commission.

One tired looking battle scarred Lambo LP560-4 Spyder awaiting my detailing talents.
 

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First stage - shampoo

Any old shit will do, as long as it gives off soapy suds it looks impressive. I have decided that Moz's Detailers Inc will charge a bit extra for being environmentally friendly, hence I'm using this Eco stuff.
 

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Stage 2 - get your water nice and soapy and get your sponges ready. One big one for bigger areas and one little one for those hard to reach bits.
 

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Stage 3 - wipe down car with lint free cloth (old cotton t-shirts are ideal to be honest)
 

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Stage 4 - some Detailers take the piss by banging on about fancy expensive clay bars. Tigi Bed Head hair wax will do the trick (saves on operating costs and maximises profits)
 

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Stage 5 - a good rub down with T-Cut will sort that bodywork out a treat. Splash it on.
 

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Stage 6 - kitchen work top cleaner does pretty much the same job as the fancy glass cleaners anyway, lovely job
 

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Stage 7 - Time for war on those tired old rims!.....a good scrub with a toothbrush is just the ticket, get them buffed right up in no time - bobby dazzler!
 

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Stage 8 - random pic of wheel with soap suds on to make the thread more interesting and allow those with soapy wheel fetishes + other Detailers to knock one out.
 

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Stage 9 - no detailing thread would be worthy without one of these pics, showing something that no one with human eyesight can actually see nor suss out.
 

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Stage 10 - interior....just sweep any mess under the carpets, no one will know.
 

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Stage 11 - Paintshield the car (another 'add on' service I am offering, where I can charge serious corn for a 2 minute job using materials that cost pence)

I have found a supplier of top quality car protection film if anyone wants to buy a franchise off me?
 

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Stage 12 - not entirely sure what this stage is, but every other Detailer seems to get hard about these kinda shots so I guess I should to
 

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Stage 13 - a clean car, and over 2 grand of tax free cash in my back pocket that I will never have to declare to HMRC.

Sorted :D

Thanks for watching

Who wants their car doing next ?
 

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Steve
That had me in stitches, especially the "Eco" shampoo stuff that will instantly remove all applied waxes better than any clay bar. A good piss take.


Allan
 
Absolutely hilarious :D Very funny..... PMSL :)
 
I dont know what you bastards are wibbling on about?!

Thats a deadly serious thread

Gonna put bread on the table for my family this gig is!
 
I dont know what you bastards are wibbling on about?!

Thats a deadly serious thread

Gonna put bread on the table for my family this gig is!

Ha I wouldn't count on it... barely puts bread on my table
 
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