Oops !! - Someone got it wrong this morning

[max veloce]

On my way to the office this morning, listening to classic FM, I needed to fill up but the petrol station was closed because some person (edited just in case it is someone known to a fellow S9er) had decided to stick their motor in reverse, plant the accelerator down hard, streak across the forecourt until the effects of friction and gravity against the tire inflator and the water filler machine stopped them.

 

[qureshia]

hope thats not huddersfield
as that focus looks like my brothers "tip/ diy car"

 

[Mycroft]

What's wrong with your windscreen?

Just windscreen washer water?

 

[Bloobird]

Old person, nqat

 

[max veloce]

hope thats not huddersfield
as that focus looks like my brothers "tip/ diy car"

Yup

Honley service station, sorry if it is your Bro

 

[max veloce]

What's wrong with your windscreen?

Just windscreen washer water?

Nope, that's from the 40ft geezer spraying out of the petrol station's former fire point that got destroyed in the smash

 

[qureshia]

Yup

Honley service station, sorry if it is your Bro

He works out of Honley ambulance station (paramedic), I'll text him and check - it would be mega hilarious if it was him

 

[max veloce]

He works out of Honley ambulance station (paramedic), I'll text him and check - it would be mega hilarious if it was him

And?

Was it him?

 

[qureshia]

And?

Was it him?

No not him, although I was the 5th person to ask him
The stigma of crashing his Honda CRX the day he got it (back in mid 90’s) still follows him today

 

[AndrewD]

Not as much stigma as having a tin of boiled sweets in the glovebox and mother in law in the roof box

 

[SimonRS]

Not as much stigma as having a tin of boiled sweets in the glovebox and mother in law in the roof box

I can imagine that'll still be brought up in twenty years time. Easily.

 

[AndrewD]

I can imagine that'll still be brought up in twenty years time. Easily.

At which time the tin of sweets will still be in the glovebox

 

[SimonRS]

At which time the tin of sweets will still be in the glovebox

Hopefully the mother in law will have been released!

 

[max veloce]

No not him, although I was the 5th person to ask him
The stigma of crashing his Honda CRX the day he got it (back in mid 90’s) still follows him today

Yeah, right

I wouldn't admit to crashing my car like that either

 

[vst]

No not him, although I was the 5th person to ask him
The stigma of crashing his Honda CRX the day he got it (back in mid 90’s) still follows him today

Years ago we repaired a Mazda with something like 14 miles on the clock,it had literally been crashed on the way home from the dealers!