Newbie saying hello

Welcome to the forum but enough with the Scooby Doo mystery please
 
I'm feeling a distance growing...

I'm sad today.

"I came here for joy and left in tears."

I've never been to PGT, not even the front page so don't know, but perhaps this is how S9s becomes PGT lite.

>bleak<
 
I'm feeling a distance growing...

I'm sad today.

"I came here for joy and left in tears."

I've never been to PGT, not even the front page so don't know, but perhaps this is how S9s becomes PGT lite.

>bleak<

I can put you forward for membership if you like? :(wasntme):
 
I'm feeling a distance growing...

I'm sad today.

"I came here for joy and left in tears."

I've never been to PGT, not even the front page so don't know, but perhaps this is how S9s becomes PGT lite.

>bleak<

We'll always have Paris mycroft
 
We'll always have Paris mycroft
lol

I once took Acid with a good mate of mine called Jimmy Benham, he was a Scientist at Harwell and we ended up in Pangbourne strangely enough... anyway he needed a wazz and he went to the toilet opposite the Pangbourne Garage our new member works at.

Anyway, Jimmy was gone a long time.

Earlier we'd bought all the champagne we could find in Pangbourne (there were 6 of us in all) and we'd been chucked out of the Park by the river near the toll bridge for firing the bottles off at passing boats, jumping in the river and clambering up the bridge and being frankly a fucking nightmare, we tried at one point to Pirate a boat of passing tourists, the filf were called we promised to stop being a fucking nuisance.

Jimmy still hadn't returned from his journey to the little shed in the middle of the town.

So I set off, pissed, stoned, soaking wet and dangerously wayward to find him.

Somehow I managed to get to the little shit-house in the town and found him.

The fucker refused to leave, just refused.

His excuse?

He said that the train had not arrived in Paris yet and there was no point in getting off.

To illustrate this he stood at the door of the little shit-house in the town and shouted to the poor souls parking their cars nearby...

Bonjour! Est ce Paris?

To the bewilderment of all...

SEE! he said to me. IT'S NOT FUCKING PARIS!

He stayed until the toilets were locked and as he left the little shithouse in the town said to the key-holder.

"This train's fucked!"

Sadly Jimmy is no more.

He got arrested once for trying to drive a tank (a fucking real one he'd bought) down the Newbury High Street, Saturday afternoon, painted with Swastikas and playing German marching music.

God bless him.
 
Well, if you want people to frequent the business on a social level then you've got to have a decent Coffee shop/snack bar, kind of Costa Coffee style with plenty of safe parking so it becomes a cool place that people want to go and chat. Trouble is though, the McDonalds brigade will likely take over once they sniff out the Supercars always there and then it's spoilt.

Personally I wont frequent somewhere if I feel someone is selling something, its not social for me, its another method of marketing & people with intellect can see it & wont go so it will end up with wannabies and worse, just my 5 bobs worth. Bought a Merc Yesterday, thankfully the salesman was slightly older & even if fed the corporate pill hadn't swallowed it, had a great chat on Beer whilst sorting the paperwork & Wifeys whizzing round in a shiny motor with the roof down so I'm in her good books
 
Guys, thanks for the replies.
Not trying to be secretive, it's just that our website is not quite ready and seeing as this is an on line forum, sending you to a website that's not ready just doesn't seem right.

As for your thoughts, good coffee, yes, no hard sell, yes, hidden away so the Barry boy racers can't join in, yes, and as for the rest of what we'll be doing and who we've got involved, as soon as I can I will tell all.

Believe me, I want to assure you of our expertise, but I will only do it when we are ready.
Cheers,

Ruttboy.
 
Gents,

Thanks for your patience, I am pleased to announce that we are now open for business and ready to talk Petrol with you all.
I will post a detailed description in the business section to avoid breaching forum rules, but Super Veloce Racing is now ready to welcome you.

WWW.SVR.UK.COM.

As for me, I am an Aftersales Manager and am a specialist in all things Supercar, having worked for Lamborghini, Koenigsegg, Bentley, Ascari, Spyker, Bugatti and AMG.
My Sales Manager is the current holder of the Lamborghini SVR and GTR trophies, is a development driver for Reiter Engineering and is currently campaigning in 4 different race series under our company name.

Please have a look, read my post on the business section and see what you think.

Thanks in advance,

Alan.
 
Alan, When you click on your link above it opens up a tab in my browser titled Super Voloce Racing Ltd.... Think you need to sort the typo. :)
 
Many thanks for the heads up on this, much appreciated.

I will get this sorted in the morning.
 
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